This was what was doing rounds on twitter in honour of our mothers... with tongue-in-cheek of course!!! ;-)))
1. #YouKnowYourMotherIsKenyan if she has a drawer or a place for keeping paper bags after buying something in it
2. #youknowyourmotherisKenyan if when she beats u up she says "unalia nini na ata sijakuchapa?"
3. #YouKnowYourMotherIsKenyan when she beats you with pauses; nani *slap* alikuambia *kick* ufanye *pinch* hivyo!"
4. #YouKnowYourMotherIsKenyan if she has ever tried to remove anything that looks like dirt from your face with her saliva, even a birthmark.
5. #YouKnowYourMotherIsKenyan if she asks you questions that have no answers 'Kwanini ulivunja thermos?'
6. #YouKnowYourMotherIsKenyan if after whipping you anakushow "na niskie ukilia uone"
7. #YouKnowYourMotherIsKenyan If she responds with "Vunja Yote Umalize" if you accidentally break utensils made of glass.
8. #YouKnowYourMotherIsKenyan if she had special plates and cups 4 guests
9. #YouKnowYourMotherIsKenyan when ur forced to wear a boshori till ur in class 4..
10. #youknowyourmotheriskenyan if she ever asked you "kama kazi yako ni tv siku mzima'
11. #youknowyourmotheriskenyan when you are boi/babi, and she tells you "mwambie umetumwa na mama boi/babi"
12. #YouKnowYourMotherIsKenyan if she had a list of neighbors and relatives where you should not dare step into."nione umepeleka miguu huko"
13. #YouKnowYourMotherIsKenyan When she calls you from the bedroom to take a remote that is right there on the table.
14. #YouKnowYourMotherIsKenyan If you fall asleep on the couch but wake up in bed,well covered
15. #YouKnowYourMotherIsKenyan if every new baby in the family lazima ashonewe sweater ama poncho
16. #youknowyourmotheriskenyan if she threatens to hit you by actually hitting you!
17. #youknowyourmotheriskenyan when you lose money and she says shika izi zingne pia ukapoteze!
18. #YouKnowYourMotherIsKenyan when she buys you oversize uniform and says " hio utavaa hadi class 8"
19. #YouKnowYourMotherIsKenyan if ukido dhambi anakupiga akisema "ni makosa tunapiga si wewe "
20. #YouKnowYourMotherIsKenyan if she spat on a handkerchief to wipe your face when you were young
21. #YouKnowYourMotherIsKenyan anaitwa bash pahali, alafu jioni anawaletea mokimo pilau nyama na soda kwa paperbag.
22. #YouKnowYourMotherIsKenyan if ulichapwa for eating at the neighbour's.
...got any other to add?
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